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FIGHT OR FLIGHT Review
When your favorite movie is from a particular sub-genre, it can mean one of two things. You either grade that sub-genre really kindly because you know you love it, or you grade it harshly because any competition has an uphill battle to measure up. With me, my favorite movie is somehow NOT from the horror genre, which shocks even me. No, my favorite film of all time is 2007's Hot Fuzz . That means the sub-genre we are judging today is the action-comedy. There is no shortage of
stewworldorder
Nov 264 min read


TRAIN DREAMS Review
I know Netflix kind of hangs its hat on shows these days, but I have always been a movie guy, and I'm glad to see they still release so many new original films. I like television programs, sure, but they're an awful big commitment. Several seasons of several episodes, all lasting between thirty and sixty minutes each. Sometimes much more if you enjoy something like Stranger Things! That's a time commitment of, like, twenty-ish hours or so on a low average. The wife and I rece
stewworldorder
Nov 265 min read


GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S FRANKENSTEIN Review (A Second Opinion from Stew)
I need to watch more of the classic Universal Horror features from the 1930's through 1950's. I've seen a handful of them, sure, but there are several more out there. For instance, I have skipped The Mummy and The Phantom Of The Opera because I had heard they didn't quite measure up to the rest. But maybe I'll dig them anyway when I try them out. My favorites at the point to what I've seen are The Creature From The Black Lagoon , The Invisible Man , and The Bride Of Franken
stewworldorder
Nov 184 min read


DON'T LOG OFF Review
I just recently, as of this writing, passed one hundred movies released in 2025 watched. In that hundred films, I've obviously seen a lot of movies in theaters and that were big, major releases ( Predator: Badlands was officially #100, for instance), but you don't get to that figure without finding a lot of independent flicks on streaming services. When you watch a lot of indie films--especially in the horror genre--you end up seeing a lot of films of a somewhat dubious qual
stewworldorder
Nov 174 min read


JAY KELLY Review
Noah Baumbach’s latest turns what could’ve been another “movie about movies” into a layered, deeply human reflection on legacy, regret, and the masks we wear to survive in both Hollywood and life.
Gerald Morris
Nov 123 min read


FRANKENSTEIN (2025) Review
After thirty years of planning, Guillermo del Toro breathes new life into Frankenstein — an operatic Gothic marvel that’s as emotionally rich as it is visually breathtaking.
Gerald Morris
Nov 84 min read


CHAIN REACTIONS Review
Let's get this straight out of the way because it really matters to this review and will come up again as I talk about Chain Reactions : I'm far from the world's biggest fan of the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre . (Now Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 , that's a different story. I kind of love that movie) To be absolutely fair, I've only seen the 1974 horror classic once, and perhaps it was a "wrong time, wrong mindset" kind of thing. Maybe if I watched it again, I'd be far more into
stewworldorder
Nov 84 min read


BALLAD OF A SMALL PLAYER Review
After navigating the holy halls of the Vatican in Conclave , director Edward Berger trades in papal secrecy for the pulsating nightlife of Macau in Ballad of a Small Player , a visually electric and emotionally turbulent descent into obsession, luck, and moral decay. It’s the kind of movie that walks into the casino with swagger and style to spare, only to realize its chips are stacked on a busted hand. But for all its flaws, Berger’s latest is never dull, never dispassionate
Gerald Morris
Oct 273 min read


A MOTHER'S EMBRACE Review
It's time to review another movie coming to Screambox , as we take a look today at the Brazilian horror feature, A Mother's Embrace , which will be dropping on the service on 9/16/2025 ! A Mother's Embrace is directed by Cristian Ponce, and it starts off in the childhood of our protagonist, Ana. She and her mother start off at home--where her mom makes Ana guzzle down a full glass of strange tasting milk--but the two quickly head out to a local carnival. At the fair, the two
stewworldorder
Oct 224 min read


THE DRAFT! Review
I love when you can watch a new movie and directly trace its influences back to other films that you have always loved. But more on that in the Ups and Downs segment of this review for reasons I will get into soon... Coming out on 9/23/2025 to Screambox , we have the new horror flick The Draft! --and yes, the exclamation point is part of the title. I was lucky enough to get an advance screener on this one to review and give my thoughts on. As always, huge appreciation goes o
stewworldorder
Oct 214 min read


ABOVE THE KNEE Review
Every so often, you find a movie that doesn't quite belong on the streaming service on which you find it. To that end, my wife and I just watched the 1999 film Jawbreaker ... on Shudder. The same Shudder that specializes in horror offerings. And it was showing the black comedy film Jawbreaker. It didn't make loads of sense, but that's where we found it. Every so often we find movies like that on Shudder, as if the men behind the service forgot what their mission statement was
stewworldorder
Oct 204 min read


A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE Review
Kathryn Bigelow has always been fascinated by the anatomy of crisis — how people behave when the clock is ticking, the stakes are...
Gerald Morris
Oct 103 min read


STEVE Review
Steve (Cillian Murphy) is the headmaster of a reform school named Stanton Wood. If the children were Steve's biggest worry at the school,...
Jason Broadwell
Oct 103 min read


EENIE MEANIE Review
I've never had whatever genealogical advantage it is to be a male in America and have a car fetish. I've just not had any desire to look...
stewworldorder
Sep 75 min read


TORNADO Review
I often forget that AMC+ is its own whole streaming service. You see, we access Shudder through AMC+, so the vast majority of the time,...
stewworldorder
Sep 14 min read


SUMMER OF 69 Review
Have you ever put off watching a movie longer than you probably should have? It was over a month ago at this point that I initially saw...
stewworldorder
Aug 314 min read


NIGHT ALWAYS COMES Review
*This review is spoiler-free. Lynette (Vanessa Kirby) lives at home with her mother, Doreen (Jennifer Jason Leigh), and her brother,...
Jason Broadwell
Aug 212 min read


MONSTER ISLAND Review
It wasn't that long ago that I watched Creature From The Black Lagoon for the first time. I was going through the stretch of watching...
stewworldorder
Aug 14 min read


DETECTIVE UJJWALAN Review
Man, seeing RRR a couple of years ago really opened up a whole new world of cinema for me. Ever since then, I occasionally switch on...
stewworldorder
Jul 314 min read


CALIFORNIA KING Review
One of those things I guess I just don't "get" as an adult is how often I am supposed to change my bed's mattress. Society would lead me...
stewworldorder
Jul 304 min read
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