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THE WHISPER MAN Review
Oh, the lowly Netflix Original Movie. I talk repeatedly about Shudder movies and about how I never ever know what I'm going to get when I open up that service. It could be an extremely delightful hidden gem, or it could be repetitive crap I've seen dozens of times before. But with Netflix... man, doesn't it FEEL like we know what we are going to get? For every K-Pop Demon Hunters, we get about twenty The Last Days Of American Crime. Netflix movies are notoriously bad, but the
stewworldorder
3 days ago4 min read


THE WEIGHT Review
Ethan Hawke is carrying a fortune in stolen gold across a hundred miles of Oregon wilderness in 1930s America and he is also, less metaphorically, carrying this entire film on his back. Both jobs are difficult. He is better at one of them than the other but he gives everything to both. The premise of The Weight is the kind that sounds irresistible in a pitch room. A labour camp inmate gets offered early release in exchange for transporting government gold through the wilderne
Guy Roditty
Sep 72 min read


IS THIS THING ON? Review
"I think I'm getting a divorce. What tipped me off was that I'm living in an apartment on my own." After coming off the heels of remaking A Star is Born for a modern audience and trying his hand at making a biopic on Leonard Bernstein's life with Maestro, Bradley Cooper brought us his third film with Is This Thing On? last year. It premiered as the closing film of the 63rd New York Film Festival, where it got rave reviews. Being a fan of Cooper's first two films and having an
MATTHEW ANDERSON
Sep 33 min read


ROSEBUSH PRUNING Review
In a luxurious villa in Catalonia, four wealthy American siblings live with their blind father, largely isolated from the outside world. Their already complicated family dynamic begins to unravel when Jack (Jamie Bell), the eldest son, announces that he plans to move out and live with his girlfriend, Martha (Elle Fanning). As Martha becomes more involved with the family, tensions between the siblings begin to rise, while Ed (Callum Turner) becomes increasingly fixated on the
Drew Sullivan
Aug 314 min read


TONY Review
In 1975, 19-year-old Anthony Bourdain (Dominic Sessa) arrives in Provincetown with dreams of becoming a writer but little idea of where his life is actually headed. After stumbling into the chaotic world of a local restaurant kitchen, Tony finds himself surrounded by a group of eccentric coworkers who introduce him to an entirely different way of living. As the summer unfolds, he forms new friendships, falls in love, and develops an unexpected passion for food that will ultim
Drew Sullivan
Aug 244 min read


THE SAMURAI AND THE PRISONER Review
During the Sengoku period of Japan, Lord Murashige (Masahiro Motoki) finds himself trapped inside his own castle as his enemies close in around him. With his forces surrounded and his chances of survival becoming increasingly slim, Murashige turns to an unlikely source for help: a prisoner named Kanbei Kuroda (Masaki Suda), a brilliant strategist who has been captured and imprisoned within the castle. Despite being his captive, Kanbei possesses an understanding of war that co
Drew Sullivan
Aug 153 min read


BRUTON Review
Bryan Bruton lands in prison after an unfortunate accident, where he discovers that through hard work, he can find a way to escape. This happened in real life, and Bruton does a great job serving as a biopic that gives us the full scale of the story. Prison break stories can feel a little been there done that, but being a true story adds a level of intrigue that still makes the story exciting. The film does a good job with the set up, letting us get an inside look at who Brya
Andy Funke
Aug 123 min read


THE REVENANT Review
"I ain't afraid to die anymore. I've done it already." With the lead up to Alejandro González Iñárritu's newest film, Digger, coming this Fall, I figured it was time to take a walk down memory lane to his highest-grossing film of his career, The Revenant. At the time, the Oscar-winning filmmaker was coming off the heels of making his Best Picture winner, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), and decided it was time to tackle one of his most ambitious films he ever
MATTHEW ANDERSON
Aug 54 min read


HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER Review
We are back for the final instalment of the Heartstopper series. Based on the graphic novel series by Alice Oseman, Heartstopper has been loved around the world for celebrating the LGBTQ+ community. With three seasons, Netflix decided to close out one of its beloved series with a two-hour film rather than giving it a fourth and final season. In Heartstopper Forever, we are reunited with Charlie (Joe Locke), Nick (Kit Connor), and all of their friends for one last adventure. A
Willow Steele
Jul 214 min read


ROSE OF NEVADA Review
A small fishing village is in quite a slump. Thirty years ago, their livelihood depended on a fishing vessel called Rose of Nevada, and a storm took out the ship and its crew. One morning, the ship mysteriously returns into the harbor. Local businessman and owner of the boat Mike (Edward Rowe) is stunned, but sees this as an opportunity. Nick (George MacKay) is a husband and father, struggling to make ends meet. While trying to fix the roof of his home, it collapses in on him
Drew Sullivan
Jul 124 min read


GIRLS LIKE GIRLS Review
Hayley Kiyoko has spent eleven years being called Lesbian Jesus by a generation of women who found themselves in a four minute music video, and Girls Like Girls the feature film is, more than anything, an act of devotion to those people. It is a love letter to a fandom rather than a fully realized film, and once you understand that, almost everything about it makes sense. The bones of the original video are all here. Sun soaked Oregon, a yellow bike with butterfly handles, sh
Guy Roditty
Jun 302 min read


THE BEAR SEASON 5 Review
The highly acclaimed FX series The Bear returned to fans' screens on Thursday night, heightening anticipation for its final season. In the series' tradition, all eight episodes were dropped for binge-watching. Straying from the series organic flow of travelling to new food scenes across Chicago and the globe, season 5 boldly chooses to take on its own rendition of a chamber piece. Rather than travelling outside of the restaurant, the majority of the season takes place either
Willow Steele
Jun 274 min read


TELL ME EVERYTHING Review
There is a scene in Tell Me Everything where a twelve-year-old boy sees just enough of something in a public bathroom to understand that his entire world is about to change, and Moshe Rosenthal shoots it with such precise, suffocating restraint that you feel the moment land in your chest before you have even fully processed what happened. This is a film that knows exactly where to look and exactly when to look away, and that discipline is everywhere. The setup is deceptively
Guy Roditty
Jun 142 min read


LEVIATHAN Review
Kolya (Aleksey Serebryakov) is a down-on-his-luck mechanic living in a small seaside town in Russia. He lives with his second wife, Lilya (Elena Lyadova); and his son Romka (Sergey Pokhodaev). The town's corrupt Mayor Vadim (Roman Madyanov) is plotting to seize the beautiful land where Kolya's house sits. The town plans to reimburse him far less than what he is owed, and he calls his old friend Dmitry (Vladimir Vdovichenkov), who has found great success as a lawyer in Moscow,
Drew Sullivan
Jun 83 min read


MISS YOU, LOVE YOU Review
Nothing makes me feel more pretentious and pseudo-artsy-fartsy than a thought I had earlier today: I have really eclectic taste in movies. Now, do I think most everyone has an eclectic taste in film, whether they realize it to not? Yes, I really do. So I don't think I'm too darned special in this regard. But still... it's good to know that I can get my cinematic jollies from many different kinds of flicks. It's no secret whatsoever that even now, when so many other folks are
stewworldorder
Jun 54 min read


BLUE HERON Review
Sasha (Eylul Guven, Amy Zimmer) is the child of Hungarian immigrants being raised on Vancouver Island. Blue Heron cuts back and forth between her youth in Canada, and her young adult years. It truly is a personal, restless look at trying to interpret your own childhood. This film very literally tackles the dissonance between your experience growing up, and how you then look back on it as a young adult. Although Sasha is the protagonist, Blue Heron is incredibly centered aroun
Drew Sullivan
May 273 min read


THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA Review
For twenty years, The Devil Wears Prada has been an essential piece of media for anyone wishing to start a career in the fashion industry. The dream of working for a publication is one any girl would kill for. However, for Andy Sachs (Anne Hathaway), it is her desperate, final attempt to work for a reputable publication after graduating from Northwestern University. A journalism major, Andy looks down on Runway and those in the fashion industry for being frivolous and not bei
Willow Steele
May 203 min read


POWER BALLAD Review
There are certain pop rock songs that you pretend you don't know. John Carney has built a career out of making people like you feel okay about liking those songs. He has done just that with Power Ballad, his first feature in almost 20 years. The film caught me by surprise on an otherwise unimportant day. In the film, Paul Rudd plays the titular character who is a wedding singer in Ireland. He had the potential to make it big in the pop music world. He missed the chance, made
Guy Roditty
May 192 min read


REMARKABLY BRIGHT CREATURES Review
I am going to tell you something and I need you to stay with me. There is a film on Netflix right now in which a CGI octopus named Marcellus narrates the emotional healing journey of a grieving widow and I watched every single minute of it with my whole chest open like an idiot. Alfred Molina voices the octopus. He is wry. He is world weary. He has opinions. I respected him enormously. The crying is entirely Sally Field's fault. She plays Tova, a woman who has lost her husban
Guy Roditty
May 92 min read


THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 Review
Andy (Anne Hathaway) is back at Runway. After 20 years as an award winning journalist elsewhere, she's laid off when her company cuts its journalism budget. Miranda (Meryl Streep) is still running the show, but a lot has changed. The Devil Wears Prada 2 addresses traditional news media, how it's been affected over time, and the trajectory they are anticipating. The passion exists but the resources are limited. If you liked the humor in the first movie, you will most likely co
Drew Sullivan
May 33 min read
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